A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.
Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.
The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.
Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?
A burger/hotdog who can be very nice but friggin mean at the same time.
A. Hey I heard drowsy removed suggestions-chat
B. What the hell drowsy cob
Someone who is unsophisticated, grew up in a rural area or on a farm
Journalists were prone to call the Congressman a cob toter when he gave off the cuff speeches.
Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.
This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.
OR
Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.
This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
Jac on the cob
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.