Country Dictionary

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

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Gigantasuras Shlong attacked me last night (bill cosby)

Gigantasauras Shlong- The indescribable girth of the penis