Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Death's knock

when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived

sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"

by 7uck3r 573v3n5 February 24, 2021

The death star

When your ass is hella itchy while you're beating your meat

"Man I hella had the death start last night"

by Doggy_huan November 04, 2018

Death Be Unto You

When a character does something incredibly stupid that the audience just knows they're going to be dead soon.

Graves being all nice to Credence after smacking him and casting him aside like garbage -- Death Be Unto You.

by Darkury June 28, 2017

Indian death fan

The result of someone who twerks and farts at the same time.

At the club watching the twerking when she released the Indian death fan.

by jayletri April 17, 2015

new jersey death trap

when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex

things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood

by ash catsup March 31, 2022

Jaws of Death

someone with braces sucking a dick (and possibly cutting said dick with braves and circumcising it)

I got a free circumcision last night from Heather’s jaws of death!

by ftcalls February 11, 2021

Texas death roll

While receiving a deepthroat you hold her head down put her in a leg lock and squeeze her head and then roll around with her head still locked in

My girl has been acting up imma give her the Texas death roll tonight

by Sexy Texan 2000 January 01, 2022