A fork of Rural Dictionary
(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.
“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”
When one person licks around the upper thigh of another person as if they are licking an ice cream cone
Dude, I met a girl on Tinder last night who was into ice cream coning me.
lu•cid cream•ing
/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/
Def.: a wet dream
How's No Nut November going?
Oh, you know. Lucid Creaming my way into next year.
Cream corn is like cum but you feed it to your captors
Isabelle: Let's Cream Corn this bitch
Guinn: Haha alright
Isabelle & Guinn: ***shoves cream corn down J twink's throat***
The act of having intercourse with someone, solely to reach an orgasm and immediately leave.
Yo bro Tammy told me to come over but I’m not trying to stay there with her nasty ass house so I hit a cream and cut.