A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of ejaculating into a womans vagina which also happens to be covered in copious ammounts of pubic hair.
Guy 1: my Stepsister has a hairy snatch.
Guy 2: she doesnt visit the hygene isle?
Guy 1: Mah, i asked her to grow it out so i could give her a Wookie Pie
A Beryllium Pie is a pie, normally of sweet origins (e.g. apple pie) with cocaine mixed into the filling and/or pastry.
"Did we cook that Apple pie right? I don't feel so good..."
"You idiot. You 24 karat idiot. That was a Beryllium Pie. What a total idiot.."
When engaging in anal sex, the girl has her period, resulting in blood mixed with semen covering the bed. This is what is know as a Downtown Cherry Pie.
Luke: Oh shit, wtf is all this blood on the bed?
Eric: Jane had a Downtown Cherry Pie last night .
Luke: On my fucking bed!?
An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.
"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."
Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.
"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"
When one shags a girl in the anus when she has dihorea and spunks in her ass and sucks it out with a straw
Just like feltching but dime bar pie is mixed with poo
A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.
Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."