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Whoopie pie

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.

I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…

by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023

Whoopie Pie

When two black men are double penetrating a woman, one in the ass the other vagina, and both cum at the same time.

“John and Hamilton came over last night I had a great time, they both whoopie pied me! My holes were full of cum!😛”

by Whoopie Pie July 07, 2022

terricotta pie

When someone shits in someone else's mouth and it mixes with their saliva, then rubs it over their torso as a mud covering

"Dude, we totally did a terricotta pie in bed last night."

by Lola18 April 14, 2015

pie face mouth

When someone says with your pie face mouth that means when you talk so much and you get on someone nerves and you talk every 5 minutes you find something to talk about and walk around talking.

You talk to much with your pie face mouth with your ulgy tail.

by Niyah_lovelyae23 March 14, 2018

lazy pie

An endearing term for a galette, a flat pastry containing a sweet or savory filling with crumbly cheese.

Short on time but we have some goat cheese, I guess I'll make a lazy pie.

by Hecate117 September 22, 2021

Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

by solipskier April 08, 2019

Bibble Pie

1. A pie that is made of a type of dog food made from turds and human flesh that is called Bibble.

2. Used as an insult of being disgusting,stinky, or revolting.

1. The Grunt got on the Elite's nerve so he made the grunt eat a bibble pie.
2."Dude,no offense but your sister is a total bibble pie.

by DemonWolf72 February 02, 2015