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Dyslexia Death

The untimely death of someone caused by an individual not being able to interpret numbers and letters correctly.

The numbers for the address on the no-knock warrant were switched around due to the undiagnosed dyslexia of the data entry phase, which caused the death of an innocent person when law enforcement entered the wrong house thus Dyslexia Death

by Kptn Sky June 13, 2024

Dopamine Death

The absolute state you're in after taking your ADHD medication all week and the brain has had enough of ya. Symptoms include: enthusiastically getting on the beers, going AAAAAH at any given time, feeling like you're six feet deep with a V8 rig still running strong.

Hard Dopamine Death happening today boys, I'm locked in for 7 or 11 beers.

by mootmauler July 06, 2024

ginger death

when you're a ginger and you fall and satan comes out of the ground and consumes you

omg, look at that ginger swinging on that branch. I hope he falls to his ginger death.

by waffle tittties 666 March 24, 2016

sudden death illness

A mild illness that comes very soon after another mild illness. For example, when you have a flu and about a week before you had strep throat. The reason it's called sudden death is because it's the second round of your illness problems, as it were, and also it makes a morbid pun.

She had a sudden death illness that day, and she was sort of bummed, because that day she'd missed a big potluck at the community center.

by A. Square April 06, 2014

death menstruation

When the odor of a woman's period blood is is so rancid, not even she can tolerate herself.

(female 1) Omg! Why does the bathroom smell like a rotting carcass? (Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!

by One unlucky girl December 28, 2024

Death Metal

Forget my previous definition, Death Metal rules!

I've become a Death Metal fan over the past year

by UltimateDoge September 10, 2023

Death Metal

Earrape

If you don't stop playing death metal, then I'll call the wee woos to have you arrested for earrape.

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022