Country Dictionary

the day where qihom gets spanked

korn: “It’s the 9th April, it’s about to get wild!”
michael: “Yoo, that’s kinda messed up man”

National f*ck a ~friend~ day

Ace: Hey Scameron, it’s April 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

Your girlfriend has to show you her huge perfect boobs. *honk honk*

Hey it’s Dom and it’s April 9th show me your boobs!

national the best people are born day
if you are born on April 9th you are just better then everyone

hey when are you born
April 9th
oh so you are just better

National spoil your girlfriend with love day

Today is April 9th it’s the day you suffocate your girlfriend with love and only princess treatment is accepted

April 9th, national buy your boyfriend a T-shirt day. Show your love by buying him a T-shirt!

Girl, don’t forget April 9th is coming, we gotta get T-shirts!

April 9th 2021
The Incident

The day Alex##### asked ###ne Out.

'Know what happened on April 9th?