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A lie that is so rediculous that it is laughable. A person usally jacobs to impress their friends, but it often backfires causing the friends to dislike the jacober.

Billy tried to jacob his friends, and now they all hate him. Thus is jacobism.

Someone who gets mad really easy.

I was poking Drew and he got mad. He suffers from jacobitis.

Squirrely white boy

That Jacob just went into hibernation

To walk back & forth past a camera,door, window,etc

Person 1: why were you jacobing past that news camera Person 2: because I just got on tv 14 times

The most amazing guy out there, Jacobs are funny, kind, attractive, tall, and have great hair. Even though at times Jacobs can be incredibly annoying, they always find a way for you to forgive them. They are the most trustworthy people and no matter what time of the night it is, a Jacob will listen to you and be your shoulder to cry on. Jacobs sometimes tend to fall into the friendzone, but that's only because they're the best guy friend you'll ever have. Love you :)

Girl 1: I've been so stressed, how have you been holding up lately? Girl 2: I have a support system Girl 1: what do you mean? Girl 2:...Jacob Girl 1: Luckyyyy

He's a nasa cyborg and takes peoples food

Wow look at that cyborg his name must be Jacob

A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

Sally: Hi Jacob!! Jacob: Hi Sally : *Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*