Country Dictionary

getting a blowjob from a female bum

Mang I ain't had but 5 bucks on me so I had to settle for a bummer.

A blow-job from a homeless chick. A combination of bum and hummer.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard you were seen in an alley with State-Street Stacy last night. Guy 2: Yeah dude, she gave me a bummer in exchange for a KFC famous bowl.

The act of receieving oral sex from a homeless woman

Guy 1: "Dude i just got a bummer!" Guy 2: "WTF is that?" Guy 3: "Head from a homeless chick, DUH!"

A hummer performed by a homeless person

I was walking through the alley and convinced the toothless lady begging for change outside the bar to give me a bummer. Only cost me $5, best $5 I ever spent

a blow job from a homeless person

(502): Dude, just got a bummer. (1-502): What?? (502): A blow job from a homeless chick.

when your flannel falls into the jacuzzi and your high as fuck

thats a bummer now im wet

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.