Country Dictionary

When a person does something that you dont appriciate much.

Moshe: I need some money to buy a drink.
Me: on my dick.

A funny thing to say that makes a viable replacement for "that's what she said"

"Honey I made spaghetti-"
"ON MY DICK!"
"- For dinner."
*sighs*

Going through a tough time, Being broke

Aye can I hold 5 dollars? “I ain’t even got it I’m down on my dick boa”.

you dont care about that person or what they have to say

ex 1

Teacher- hey Ryan stop talking in class
Ryan- suck my dick

ex 2
Princple comes on the intercome

Principle starting tomorrow there will be no more pateo time for the rest of the year
Student- Mrs Jackson can suck my dick she is making me mad.

All up in my business

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!

a trick you play on your fellow acquaintances in the PE locker room

boy 1: bro bro bro
boy 2: yah?
boy 1: look at my dick

boy 2: -looks-
boy 1: dude you're so gay

when you want someone to suck your dick

hey babe can you suck my dick