Country Dictionary

Only rush people have them

poor guy: hello sir..... can you hear me.

Rich guy: Sorry, but I can’t hear peasants. Only people with AirPods can hear me

Earphones for dem rich hoomans,

Rich Person: wait, you don’t have Airpods?! You broke ass weirdo. I smell with my rich nose, some brokeness coming from you.

When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod

Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.

I don't speak broke kk : )

a rich bitch has AirPods

Poor people get these because they can't afford the cord or wire.

ME: "nice AirPods"
GIRL: "Thanks"
ME: "but you can't afford the cord loser"

rich dick heads use them

peorson wearing airpods: " I smell broke in here"

peorson on the left: punches peorson wearing airpods

A complete and total waste of money

Airpods are a waste of money