Country Dictionary

$159 pieces of plastic shit that you wish you’d never bought in the first place.

I should’ve stuck to my wired earbuds instead of wasting my entire paycheck on AirPods.

A device used by rich people that are stuck up as hell.

Broke guy: Hey... Guy with Airpods in: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. I don't speak broke.

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci) girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin guy #1: yeah you like it girl: of course I do you’re so cool! (guy #2 walks in with Airpods) girl: OMG! Are those Airpods guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

Only rush people have them

poor guy: hello sir..... can you hear me. Rich guy: Sorry, but I can’t hear peasants. Only people with AirPods can hear me

Earphones for dem rich hoomans,

Rich Person: wait, you don’t have Airpods?! You broke ass weirdo. I smell with my rich nose, some brokeness coming from you.

When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod

Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.

I don't speak broke kk : )

a rich bitch has AirPods