A fork of Rural Dictionary
A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.
Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.
A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
scruffy looking leech that attaches to anyone until all goodwill is exhausted and, has to be physically removed at which point will search for next victim
Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?
Well thats a ASDA John
Pulling an ASDA John
Borrowing money & having literally no intention whatsoever of honoring the debt is now widely known as pulling an ASDA John
I very frisky asda shelf stacker
That asda brand prostitute is well fit like