A fork of Rural Dictionary
An "Insult" used by idiots who can't come up with a better insult so they pull a clown out of their ass and say "This r ass u, u ass clown!!" and then he gets punched in the throat.
First of all we didn't help you because nobody likes you, Second, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASS CLOWN YOU INBRED RETARD?
It's when a girl with lots of make up is eating your ass while you are standing up and her mascara and lip stick leaves a mark on your ass that resembles a clown's face.
Man that chick from the bar with all the make up was tossing my salad last night and I woke up with an ass clown.
A construction worker who takes an office position and conveniently forgets his blue collar roots. He then tries to shit all over his old co-workers in an attempt to look good to all the bosses and get a head of the other ass clowns he works with in the office. Typically these people are also trying to achieve cock smack status but aren’t smart enough to find their ass with both of their hands.
"Mitch used to be cool until he got that promotion. Since then he has been a real Ass Clown"
A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.
That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall