A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of keistering yugioh cards in ones anus using motor oil as lubricant. Then on command shitting them out and yelling "Let's Duel".
Man, I went to a tournament today and had to play against a Dirty Austyn.
He’s sometimes a bitch and he is also a dry texted but if you date him be careful because he can leave you on delivered for 4 DAYS STRAIGHT and you may might overthink he’s girls is named jayna(me) go search up my name and I’m pretty proud of myself
Austyn is a dry texter.
Austyns are usually goofy goobers, with a dirty mind, pure heart, and wise mind. They always have good intentions. They also have the ability to speak to geese.
Guy:you see that guy talking to a goose?
Girl:yea, why?
Guy:he give the goose bread everyday and tells it to deliver it to the food bank, but the goose all ways drops it on someone's head.
Girl:that sounds like austyn behavior
A Guy who everyone takes for granted but when he's gone they will realise what a mistake
Girl: I wish I treated Austyn better now he's dead I feel terrible