A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Are you on the bottle?" means "Are you drunk?"/"Have you been drinking?" in British English.
John: I think my team is gonna win the trophy this year.
Geoff: Are you on the bottle? They're bottom of the league, they'll never win!
easier way to say bottle of liquor
person 1-"yo nigga you got the bottle?
person 2-"yeah dawg here"
person 1- "iight just dont let my parents find out"
An ancient contraption from the indo-china sub continent that is used in modern times by people of indian descent around the world to clean their arse. This is why should you try anal with indian girls because you won't get shit on your nob.
Man: Which hole should i put it in?!
Woman: My bottom!
Man: But i might get shit on my nob!
Woman: Nah i've used the bottle!
To "bottle" is to force someone to vacate a stage during a public performance, by throwing a hail of drink bottles at them. A variation is to piss in said bottles first. Popular at the Reading Festival.
Dude! 50 Cent got totally bottled at the Reading Festival.