Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Chilly Bumhole

A condition in which a man can only attain an erection by inserting ice cubes into his rectum.

Nathan thought he had erectile dysfunction, but his doctor informed him that he simply had a case of chilly bumhole.

by Frank "Laboner" Joseph January 02, 2009

Bumhole Gallery

Bumhole Gallery, is a tribute to goatse, where people send in pictures of their rim, each picture can be rated to see who has the best rim.

Drew Nightingale is the Original founder of Bumhole Gallery, as a young boy he was obsessed with bumholes, so he decided to make this site so he could see as many rims as he liked.

After years on maintaining the website, Drew Nightingale had to quit, because he became a major internet celebrity, this is when Joe Swatman became the new webmaster of Bumhole Gallery, Joe is also the sites biggest contributor, he loves the rim.

"Get yow arse on bumhole gallery"
"Thats Bumhole Gallery .net, not .com"
"Ugh.."

by Dead Children December 19, 2005

The Boogerly Bumhole

A character known for his wit, charm, and snotty anus.

One day the Boogerly Bumhole was walking down the street when he ran into his cousin, Dinkhole.

by Pollup December 10, 2007

spastic bumhole

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara

Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole

by Kiara is a bum August 03, 2018

stinky bumhole

A bum hole that has had a lack of cleaning, could be overgrown with bum hole hair, or just be clogged up with shite. And emits an unpleasant odour.

As Andy bent over I got a wiff of the dirty bastards stinky bumhole .

by WoggleDaGrafter March 29, 2017

bumhole farmer

One who ploughs the mud before sowing his seed.

Upon entering the establishment, i was shocked to notice zips on the rear of many of their trousers. The men were smiling, and their beverages were multicoloured and had cocktail umbrellas in. It was then i realised that perhaps i was surrounded by Bumhole Farmers.

by bellend chewer January 12, 2005

Bumhole is the cumhole

Fun time with a special fren

What hole should I cum? Bumhole is the cumhole

by Nibbles92 October 14, 2020