Country Dictionary

With the woman in the doggy style position, her partner licks her anus. The partner then fingers the woman’s vagina with one hand and spreads her butt cheeks with the other. Creating the motions of playing a bagpipe.

I can’t wait to get bagpiped tonight.

He couldn’t wait to bagpipe his wife after work.

When you blow air into someone’s face out of a bag you just shit in.

“I just bagpiped Quinn.. and he said there was debris.”

Sqeezing out a fart by leaning over or otherwise compressing your abdomen, pushing it out like a bagpipe. Possibly involuntary.

That dude dropped his phone and was so nervous picking it up, I think he bagpiped himself.

A form of oral sex. To blow into the shaft of the penis whilst squeezing the testicles.

“I need that that sexual pain, but she took the bagpiping too seriously and I can’t feel my balls.”

the compression of a volcano vaporizer bag in the face of an unwilling party so that they may inadvertently inhale its contents while attempting to protest.

"meredith says she doesn't want to smoke...guess who's in for a bagpiping."

where a person holds a mans penis in between there arms and chest and moves her arm back and forth while humming the tune of the scottish national anthem. at this point th reciever gets aids.

Bagpiping... not for me but cheers for the aids

Really annoying fat chick with a voice that can make your head explode. Mostly german.

"I can't stand Sarah and her stupid waffle!"
"Yes, she is such a bagpipe!