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A member of a band, almost always a high school marching band. Band Geeks generally form packs with complex social structure, the biggest geek being the top (or "alpha") geek.
Band Geeks should unite and rule the world through force.
one who enjoys band of all sorts. usually gets along wel with theater and tech kids, but not cheerleaders, football players, or chorus members. there are all kinds of band geeks. some are even reasonably cool, even by cheerleader-football player standards. in fact, a bisectional (well, maybe it doesn't count, but she was a majorette and a sax player, which in my book counts as bisectional) won homecoming queen this year. however, i really could not possibly care less about these 'cooler' people, since all being cool in high school gets you is fake validation from annoying drunks anyway. not that i'm a loser, but you get my point. some are ridiculously weird. one tuba playing girl is known to use food coloring on her hair and fingernails when she gets bored in the band room. i don't think that anyone should really go this far just to prove they don't care about image. but you see, there are all kinds of bandies and the best thing is to be in the BAND in-crowd. meaning you are part of the elite group of good-looking bandies who have an insane amount of fun all the time, and you're not necessarily well-known in the school, so there's no pressure to be cool all the time, but you're not really hated or seen as a freak, which is nice. top reasons to strive to be in this group: 10. the band room is an awesome place to hang out and get away from the ridiculousness of normal high school. 9. it's true what they say: inter-band dating is the best kind. and no, the guys are not all fat, ugly, gay, creepy, or even remotely weird. i wouldn't know what to do without band guys, actually. 8. you can be a pretty majorette/colorguard and still play an instrument and remain in this group. 7. you make amazing friends 6. most bands take trips somewhere, like disney, where you and your friends are pretty much the coolest people there, in your book. 5. marching in step with all of your friends, all the time, without thinking about it, makes for some good times. 4. all of your friends will have an impeccable taste in music, not to mention the fact that they will be smart and capable of carrying on intelligable conversations. 3. you really, honestly, do not know what you are missing if you're not a band geek. 2. its a good way to get respect from adults even if you are a slacker who gets into way too many shenanagans for your age. 1. uh...the band room thing again. it is seriously awesome. to sum it all up, if you have a negative definition of band geeks in mind, change it. seriously. we're not freaks, we're just a lot cooler than you, but don't show it off.
john: hey, do you guys want to go out after the football game? sarah: yeah. let's go to fridays. i just need to stop in the band room and find some stuff. i know it's in my slot somewhere. i love the fact that i keep everything in there. lol john: alright, meet us by my car. {smiles} sarah: ok. {smiling back} cheerleader 1: i didn't know that band geek actually talked to boys. especially not hot guys like that. oh wait, he's in band. what do you think they're talking about? cheerleader 2: idk, probably something stupid about tubas and stuff. cheerleader 1: omg you're seriously right. what freaks! jane: i can't wait for the florida trip this year! ben: i know. i swear the band geeks are going to have so much fun.
someone who is most likely voting up on every positive response, and repeatedly clicking down on the negative ones (far after being told they've already voted down).
That band geek is awesome
1. has seen the rest of the band mostly or copletely naked and has no issues with it 2. walks in time with the music in public places such as stores or amusement parks 3. lives for the 4 hour bus rides to competitions 4. has survived gruelling band camp for 12 hours a day with little food and water 5. has bad tan lines 6. tend to be bisectional 7. are frequently asked if they are gay. 8. get along with theatre kids 9. have issues with chorus kids 10. recognize intruders in the band room aka non-band kids 11. have giant bus orgies 12. all date each other or at least have fwb 13. constantly hum band music 14. know all other sections' parts 15. extremely perverted 16. start all their stories with "this one time at band camp" and then laugh when non band kids think it's funny when they really have no idea how true it is 17. take the time to read all the definitions for band geek and smile at each one knowingly
the sexiest kids in school are def. the band geeks
A Person or group of people who enjoy band more than most people feel is ok. You will find these people in the Band room as often as they can manage to get there. Most of their friends are Band Geeks because Bands Geeks like and are involved in the same activities. Similar to orch dorks and choir nerds but cooler in every sense. Band Geeks tend to care about drama more than is necessary. Band Geeks are also more likely to listen to classical and jazz music and eventually move on and become music majors in college.
Random Person - "Nick what did you do today?" Nick - " I was in the band room pretty much all day :)" Random Person - "Your such a Band Geek."
1. The most awesome people you will ever come across in your school. They always seem to have the most fun because of their extreme coolness. 2. Have more drama than 90210, The sexiest, dumbest, CRAZIEST ppl you will ever meet in your life. But thats why you love us. :D 3. When they all get together as a group, they have the loudest lunch tables, the craziest inside jokes, and under all of that, they are all one ginormous family.
P- "Omg, those ppl are SUCH Band Geeks!" K- "Yahhh but thats why you love them." Psh bitch, Im a Band Geek. Be jealous, be verrrrryyyy jealous.
1. Someone who continually talks about band to whoever would listen, whether it is complaining or bragging. As long as it's about band then they're happy. 2. Someone who sits at the "band table" in the school lunchroom with their other band geek friends. 3. Someone who calls the band room their home, and have cried at the end of every school year because when the seniors graduate it's like losing some of their own family members. 4. Someone who knows that the football field was really made for marching band, because they're the only people who do something good on the field. 5. Someone who can turn just about anything dirty because of all the innuendos you can have with playing an instrument. 6. If you had drumsticks you could be entertained for hours by just playing that music you have running through your head.
Band Geek Innuendos: What position is that? Do you want to practice tonguing after school? Don't blow too hard into your instrument. You need to finger that better. I could bang on that drum all day.