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Beyblade

A random, Japanese, crappy TV show filled with bisexual guttersnipes that sometimes wear cropped polo shirts and skinny jeans.

Kid 1: Wanna watch Beyblade?

Kid 2: No way, I dont like that show.

by Teslarossa May 20, 2013

beyblade

my favorite pokemon from the sega video game: call of duty

man the metal beyblade I got is DESTROYING the little kids (Don't worry, I dind't mean the beyblades were being destroyed)

by techny3000 May 11, 2022

Russian beyblade

When a male is laying down and a female saddles your dick and spins 360 degrees.

Babe let’s do the Russian beyblade
Uhhh spin me

by Justin.m May 29, 2018

Chocolate beyblade

The act in which a person experiencing diarrhoea spins on a Segway at high velocities, spewing large amounts of fecal matter in the general vicinity, in an act of dominance.

Guy 1: Ay bro, Imma have beat yo ass if you don’t back the fuck down.

Guy 2: try me bitch you, you don’t stand a chance against my chocolate beyblade. Imma let it rip all over yo weak ass.

by The cum bender April 08, 2020

Beyblade Burst

The third and current generation of Beyblade. It features customizable spinning tops with the ability to explode into parts mid-battle, or "Burst", like a loosely assembled Beyblade of an older generation. It has 6 seasons so far, namely Pre-Dual Layer, Dual Layer, God/Evolution, Cho-Z/Turbo, Gachi/Rise, and Sparking/Surge. Most tops of this generation has 3 parts: the Layer, Disc, and Driver.

Beyblade Burst battles are very explosive indeed.

I'm excited for the next Beyblade Burst release!
Beyblade Burst stadiums are safe to use.
Beyblade Burst is my favorite Beyblade generation.

by LetItRip016 October 07, 2020

Beyblade Position

When you grab a dwarf and spin her on your dick and say "3 2 1 LET IT RIP"

Brotha me and Laney just the best sex in beyblade position

by GeorgeFloydLover November 01, 2022

Ferocious Beyblade

When you rapidly move your middle finger up and down before fingering a girl, and before entering you say “beyblade let it rip”.

Hey girl imma about to ferocious beyblade you”, “beyblade let it rip”.

by ComedyScares February 19, 2021