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bi-polar rat mo

A prison term used to totally diss another inmate. Bi-polar referring to someone on medications (usually psychotropic) and rat mo meaning an informant, child molester.

Howie told the man I jacked his zoom zooms. That prick is a bi-polar rat mo.

by peteymoto October 18, 2005

Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.

Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.

Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.

Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.

Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder

Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.

by Mooperson April 18, 2012

bi-polar bear

a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.

Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.

Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.

by astrolad May 20, 2009

Bi-Polar Butt Disease

A case in which you have very smelly farts sometimes uncontrollably expelling from your anus, but you ate nothing to provoke such an occurrence.

Dude Ian has major Bi-Polar Butt Disease this evening.

by Guitargod10940 April 12, 2009

Bi-Polar Music Moment

To sing random lines in a bunch of different songs out of no where.

Usually very different music styles.

Matt: You spin my head right round...
Katie: Meatspin song! :D
Matt: Don't trust a hoe...
Katie: I did. <.<
Matt: lol
Katie: </3
Taco: *rapes*
Katie: lol thank you. (:

Katie: ALL BETTAH.
Matt: I hate everything about you, why do I love you...
Taco: Because you're stupid.
Katie: Matt is having a bi-polar music moment..
Matt: <.<

by KatieIsPrettyCool August 08, 2009

Bi-V-Polar

adj; The extreme feeling of pride a health care worker feels when they successfully start an IV. Also, the extreme feeling of shame a health care worker feels when they miss an IV.

Patient: "OW!"

Phlebotomist: "Sorry. I'm such an idiot!"

Patient: "No, you're not. I have small veins. Here, try that one. See, you got it!"

Phlebotomist: "Yes! I am the master!"

Patient: "Don't be so Bi-V-Polar, dude."

by Webstor 2 December 01, 2010

Bi-eber-Polar Disorder

A mental disorder afflicting teenage girls, characterized by extreme highs at the sight of Justin Bieber with marked lows or depression upon hearing of his association with Selena Gomez.

Boy: OMG, Justin Bieber is dating Selena Gomez?!

Girl: WAAAAHH! (The Snooki waahh) FML! I need a drink!

Boy: Someone has Bi-eber-Polar Disorder,

Girl: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MEDICAL CONDITION!

by SUNRHAE February 14, 2011