A fork of Rural Dictionary
A TNA wrestler... also known as:King-Booker
Guy:I has a shovel :P Booker T: Can you dig it ? suckaaaaaaaaa?
When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.
Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer. Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times? Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss
Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled Guy 1: ? (Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever) Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
Devin Booker is a Shooting Guard who plays for the Phoenix Suns , his career high) is 70 points, the youngest ever to drop that many he has many NBA records and will soon go on to be greater than your favorite player
Jamal Murray: did you see Devin Booker's 70 point game? Jae Crowder: Nah Jamal Murray: wtf
Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled Guy 1: ? (Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever) Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
Super woman; beautiful, intelligent, kind-hearted, giving; possessing the ability to overcome adversity.
She could never be a Markita Booker!