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The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life. You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73
Noun. An unwanted erection of the male penis; causing discomfort, nervousness, an all around awkwardness, Often resulting in an uncomfortable situation. A boone is a relative to morning wood.
:Me and this girl were dancing at a club and I got a boone. :Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by. :I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain. :Guys I booned in church today. :I have been booning a lot lately
A deliberate delay of completing a necessary task at a slower rate than is necessary.
Zavier claimed nick was booning during a quarters game while he told a childhood story in order to delay the inevitable progression of the game
When you are interacting with an individual about a certain topic and a nosey ass person intrudes and asks questions like "What are you guys talking about? Omg, who are you talking about?"
Person 1: Bruh the other Madison gave Jackson head Person 2: Man you're kidding right? I heard she was giving Liam a handjob! Person 3: Oooh what's going on? Fill me in on the details. Person 1: Haha umm...we don't fuck with boons.
Noob spelled backwards. Although it does not mean the opposite of 'Noob', it has to do with the same idea. While a noob is someone lacking experience, therefore tey are rather terrible at whatever it may be, a boon is somebody with experience but for whatever reason, they are just as bad. A boon plays at the skill level of a noob but they do't have an excuse because they have experience in the field they are performing in.
Mike: John, you're such a boon. John: What are you talking about? I just started playing. Mike: You've been playing for 2 years and you are still terrible!