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The Brendon also known as; Beatrice, Mowgli, Bernadette, Betty, Sebindi, Halfbreed, Indian version of ginger and many more, is an Indian, Chinese, Anime, Caucasian, grown man child. As a full grown adult he looks like a 12 year old, dark of complexion, with Chinese eyes and long black anime hair. Typically watches Hentai sploshing tentacle porn every chance this rare species gets. As the tale goes, a Brendon is raised in a Jungle by a bear and a panther and wolves (Brendon was on LSD when this story took place) he shat in bushes, trees, shoes, hair, his food, anything he had to in order to survive. You want to steer clear of this species as he will shit in your moms best dress with no remorse. This species needs to be avoided at all costs.
"I ran into a Brendon while taking a jog. He stole my hat, shoes, and pants, shat on it all and put it on my front doorstep, when I got inside he also managed to get in and shat in my mothers Closet while looking me in the eye with such malice and no remorse" "MY GOD Baloo, how did you ever manage to make it out un-shat-on?" "I told him his mom sent be bobs and vagene pictures, he got sad and ran away crying"
A complete faggot oriental hoe bitch that sucks more cock than Cinderella and also has a baby penis similar to that of a shrimp.
a number of kids that are not brendon urie that are insulted, due to the fact that whenever they search their name they get brendon urie crap.
girl: i love brendon! brendon looks over girl: eww not you, brendon urie!
A name commonly used to describe an infection around your turd cutter.
Ohh mate, got fucked in the ass by a big blackie last night. He gave me a brendon.
brendon seems like a very rude person but when you get to meet him he is very sweet and also has an obsession with drifting cars and his favourite being a s15
Girl: have you seen brendon he's so hot Other girl: yeah I want to ask him out Girl: do it youll be the luckiest
an oreo ass motherfucker with an intense case of arctic and yellow fever. he prefers 2d women to 3d and thats why he’ll become a wizard when he turns 30
wow look at that fucking loser brendon
