A fork of Rural Dictionary
a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!
“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.
Weddings are so damn expensive! Bridal besties help the bride with anything she needs to lower costs and to help with anything in general. Picking up food for wedding rehearsal, fluffing the dress, taking pics, make-up, music, etc. She names it and bridal beastie's got it!
My bridal bestie is on her way with the food! Bridal bestie is bringing the drinks!