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broccoli

broccoli is something you say when you don't know what else to say .

Person1: I love you. Person2: Broccoli Person1: How does my hair look? Person2: Broccoli. Person1: What's the answer to number 42? Person2: BROCCOLI !

by BLONDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE May 16, 2011

broccoli

that friends mum that always makes us eat broccoli

EAT YOUR BROCCOLI

by amberpoop November 20, 2020

broccoli

drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.

I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!

by the_trapper August 17, 2006

broccoli

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Men have the broccoli, women have the potato..together they make a yummy meal.

by TaylorAndelko April 18, 2007

broccoli

when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.

i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.

by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004

broccoli

Weed,marijuana, pot, tree🌴🌴 Aka my favorite song by D.R.A.M featuring lil'Yatchy

" all she wanna do is roll that broccoli "🌿

by laura.slays March 12, 2017

Broccoli Boi

Broccoli Boi AKA Izuku Midorya is our cute broccoli so if Bakugo hurts him we shall defend our little Broccoli

*Bakugo hurts BROCCOLI BOI* Me and you:WE SHALL DEFEND OUR LITTLE BROCCOLI BOI NO MATTER WHAT!

by TodoBaku February 21, 2019