A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to refer to unclean testicles.
That guy has some nasty brussel sprouts.
A breed of dog that is adorable but never have a clue what's going on around them.
They hate the outdoors and often get picked on by bigger dogs like 6th graders and freshmen.
When their fur is short they look atrocious, but when it grows out they're adorable.
1: What breed is your dog?
2: He's a Brussels Griffon.
1: A what?
Somethings kids like Nuncio eat
Nuncio: YUMMY BRUSSEL SPROUTS! MMMMMMMM!!!!
Gangster: Imma kick yo fat little *ss for sayin that!
Nuncio: YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!
Gangster: You gonna get it!
*gangster shoots Nuncio*
When another man cums all over another mans balls.
'I was being sodomized by my buddy and at the point of ejaculation he pulled out and brussel sprouted me.'
when your getting a blowjob and your pubic hair gets stuck inbetween the girls teeth.
blowjob deepthroat skull head dome face
damn, that girl was deepthroating me so far, that when i pulled out and she smiled her grill looked like a brussel sprout.
When someone does something seemingly "rich" or "pretentious" regularly and unironically.
1- " Hey man you want to come over my place and play fnaf , no one's home but the housekeeper".
2- " 'housekeeper?' What are you the Dutchess of Brussels".
The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.
Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.