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Butterball Effect

A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.

At the 10 year High School Reunion..... Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened? Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique. Gerard: Say what now?

by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009

Butterball Turkey

A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.

That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!

by Titler January 03, 2008

Butterball Jones

The friend that no one likes. Sounds similar to "Butt of all jokes." Usually overweight.

"Look at that Butterball Jones!" "Did you invite Butterball Jones?...Ah shit, it IS Butterball!"

by Two mad friends March 27, 2009

butterball minute

About an hour and a half.

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute. Brad : That doesn't mean anything.

by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008

butterball bitch

Kim Jong Un

"Kim Jong Un is a little butterball bitch."

by papa Goldilocks August 12, 2017

butterball booty

A round, firm, voluptuous butt in the shape of a Butterball turkey. butterball, turkey, booty, heavy duty booty, booty squatting, butt, down South booty, black girl booty, PAWG, thick, BBW

I know that I added some pounds over the holidays, so now I got a butterball booty. Well, I gotta start hitting the gym.

by joecoolthefool June 06, 2016

russian butterballs

When a women drenches a man's ballsack into melted butter, then deep fry's them, and enjoys them with a side of bacon.

Lucy loved those russian butterballs

by Baby Scrotum April 27, 2011