A fork of Rural Dictionary
A euphemism for estrogen medication. Used by boymoders to talk about HRT publicly so only those "in-the-know" will understand.
Closet Catgirl: Shoot, I forgot to take my... uh...
Cool Person: ...Catnip?
Closet Catgirl: ...Yeah, lol.
catnip is basically cocaine for cats . when they have it they get high and it is extremely funny.
"My cat got high on catnip last night."
Cat's Cannabis, Feline Weed, whatever you wanna call it
A plant from the mint family, it's scientific name is Nepeta cataria.
Makes cats go C R A Y C R A Y, and according to some research, possibly makes them horny(NO I AM NOT INTO BESTIALITY YA LITTLE SHNT), as it does not affect kittens until they reach sexual maturity at 6 months of age.
Cats may vocalize or roll and when it wears off, cats become immune to it's effects for half an hour.
A small percentage of cats do not react to catnip.
Person 1: Dude your cat's acting shitcrazy what the fck happened?
Person 2: The little bastard got into my catnip planters and apparently had it's fill
Person 1: Oh
Person 3: Help, I accidentally ate my Wii playing Mario Kart.
Person 1 and 2: bruh moment
the fucking thing you have to clean up after youre stupid cat fucking had a shit on the garden table
The Catnip Effect is a type of mind altering effect that can cause the brain to start hallucinating and start grunting randomly. It also supposedly gives your eyes to see the world in a 1970s themed spiral color art. I don’t know why. Don’t ask questions.
Look Marie! John is in the middle of the Catnip Effect!
Obsessed to deadpaul.. twinky fag..
-Sounds cool, sounds awesome, most definitely sound lavish.
"You are such an erik the catnip king!"