Country Dictionary

When you've just bumped uglies with a chick and she elevates her nether regions so she can mix her eggs with your man-creme.

Dom: That's weird, what you doing?
Kaye: Creme Egging son! Gotcha!
Dom: shiiiiiii

The act of sealing someone’s lips shut with hunk spunk, causing them to resemble an Oreo.

An off brand imitation Oreo

Last night I gave a girl a creme between, and had to get a crowbar to reopen her mouth.

I’m fucked up in the crip sipping Dr. Perky and eating creme betweens.

1. Tasty dessert
2. French's most remarkable example regarding the parthenogenesis phenomenon of accents in common words.

Creme brulee situation.
Guy#1 (American) - do you guys write "créme brulée" or "creme brulée"?
Guy#2 (French) - crème brûlée.
Guy#1 - Holy crap they're multiplying.

donut

dat be a krippy creme

Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.

My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.

cumming on Christmas eve or Christmas day

guy: bro ima Christmas creme with my girlfriend tonight

guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with

A rag somebody keeps under their bed. They use this to cum on. When it is crispy and hard you take it and slap your friend in the face when he is sleeping.

It's 2 A:M and I'm gonna hit my friend with this creme rag!