Country Dictionary

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Cubicle and Chill

The act of asking a girl, through social media, whether she would be interested in going into a cubicle with you, to then proceed to strip down infront of you. Not for you to touch her or anything, but just to see the girl naked up close. In return, you would be inclined to strip down yourself, as a reward for her going first.

Guy- Hey maybe tomorrow you would like to do cubicle and chill with me?
Girl- No.
#Cubicle #Chill

by Mogar117 September 25, 2016

Cubicle Juice

Liquid beverage otherwise known as "Coffee" which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office.

This version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it.

Brohan Sebastian Bach: "Dude, I had an epic night yesterday and I can hardly keep my ish together today."

Dope-a-lischious McSkills: "Bro, there's some fresh squeezed Cubicle Juice in the grubbery. Go hit that up before the jackals in sales snake it!!"

by The Slippery Bannana April 01, 2009

Cubicle Taint

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.

I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.

by Matt and Blaine December 09, 2010

cubicle farm

Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.

On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.

by Zip September 03, 2004

Cubicle Troll

Often found in large companies with pervasive cubicle environments. The existence of very heavy-set, adult-aged yet Peter Pan-obsessed males that appear from cubicles looking as if they have recently emerged from a dark cave, having hibernated for the winter or just participated in the latest Halo or Guitar Hero tournament. They often take off work in order to spend nights outside of Best Buy to purchase the latest version of Xbox. These un-shaved, wild-haired creatures tend to gather in large groups around the latest technical advancements in manufacturing or engineering.

Hey did you see Joe the Cubicle Troll today? No, man - I haven't seen that guy since Star Wars: The Clone Wars came out. Oh wait, I think I see him now dragging his knuckles along the floor and grunting down the hallway with the newest edition of Gaming Weekly magazine.

by UMAYB1 August 27, 2008

Cubicle Farm

A monotonous office environment characterized by approximately 3.3 walls, no doors and ceilings in attempt to make you feel like you have private space. Generally white-collar drones wandering off (mentally) in hope of making it through the week without aggravating the farmer (boss).

John found his mind wandering to the hot girl down the row in the cubicle farm.

by Daydreamin15 February 19, 2015

cubicle demotion

A move from a preferred cublicle to a not so preferred cubicle.

Bob realized his new move was a cubicle demotion when he was moved from the window view to a wall view.

by bplumeau May 13, 2009