A fork of Rural Dictionary
that guy with the cell phone ahead of us is going 25 mph in a 70 mph zone
A very good way to fry your brain because of the deadly radiation passing through your ear. Plus, unlike what most teenagers think, you can live without one, and save your brain if you do.
Normal kid: Hey wassup?
Popular kid with 5 calls a second: Bshzzshhhzzzzphfshzz...
Normal kid: Are you ok?
Popular kid: I phzhinkh fhso.
Normal kid: Get rid of your cell phone, you'll feel better.
Popular kid: Fshzever!!!!!
A cell phone allows you to call anyone, anywhere it can pick up signal. However, driving is not a place for a cell phone.
Get off the damn phone when you drive
usually found attached permanently to the hand of a guy who uses it to break up with a wonderful chick. may also be used to text his bff/gay lover, mom, or his own personal Duper.
Don't buy a cell phone! You might end up with a rash.
Something that your principal confiscates so you won't be tempted to text message somebody during your science class.
Mary: *Text messages Staci*
Teacher: no cell phones in class!!
Mary: *texts some more* But, I got some important plans to do over the weekend.
Teacher: *confiscates it*
"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE!"
Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.