A fork of Rural Dictionary
Women who wear gold crouisants for earings, and far too much nasty gold jewelery, and style their fringes around coke cans. Men who perch their burberry caps far too high on their heads. Both sexes wear fake Rockport, Kappa, and Burberry clothing, and tuck their sporty trousers into their ankle boots. They constantly harrass anybody who is even remotly different, they drink special brew, and skank tabs off of people.
Charver = Gis a tab leek man! Response = Fuck off and get a job so you can buy your own!
Lasses who walk around the 'toon' pushing their buggies and shoving a greggs pasty or sausage roll into their kids hands. They wear gold earings the size of bird swings and necklaces like skipping ropes.
A charver is basically a very anti-social teenager, although the disease can spread from early childhood and continue until the time of the charver's death (usually around 25, due to the unhealthy lifestyle of a charver.) They are obnoxious and attack the smart, confident, or different children in their class/ street. They are known to be the arch- enemies of emos or 'moshers' as they are sometimes known in Sunderland, North East of England.
Shannon: Let's turn around, there's loads of charvers at the fish shop Nicola: no, it'll be ok, lets just keep going. *charver kicks football off Shannon's head and laughs*
Charvers (also spelled charvas) are very stupid and self-centred people with their own accent and dialect. They are distinctivly annoying. They wear Berghauses (a brand of coat) and Rockports (shoes). They will stop at nothing to fight or insult anyone who they don't like (all non-charvs). They are like rabbits and multiply at the speed of light. They think they can get away with anything. Basically, only the tail of the sperm made it.
Dialect: "Wey aye man!" - Well yes, person. "Where y' gannin' like?" - Where are you going? "Like hoo!" - Phrase usually placed at the end of every sentence for effect.
Oversized rats, that wear burbery / striped clothing, mixed with cheap sports gear, think they're hard, travel in packs... Best way to get rid of them is use their stupidity to ur advantage. Tell them theres a a pair of rockports on their back... they'll continuously spin in circles until they eventually realise there are none
how like man like how f****n how... ya daft c*nt
Thick, usually short lil shits that kick people in for no reason and live on council estates. Basically the scum of Britain
Twats, absolute cunt eating twats
charver= this is some one who believes that peak caps should be worn all year round they hate any one who are not there species (charv). if there was a time when gold was rare to cheapen it up all they need to do is tip a high charv (always the leader of the gang) up and watch the price of gold plumet,
you= thats quite good charv= power to the max, max to the boy'o