A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fast food resturant that is the best food in all of the US( because we are so fucking fat)but its still the best food ever. Refering to heavenly stress-free food varying from burritos to tacos to quesodillas to salads to chips and salsa, anything you eat there I can garentee you will be satisfied
"God damnit what is this food!" "Its CHIPOTLE!" "how has that kid from England never tried Chipotle? What a douchebag!"
(chip-al-tol) or (Chip-olt-lay) A very popular restaurant around a lot of North America that serves Mexican burritos and tacos and food like that.
Are you going out to eat tonight? Yeah I'm going to chipotle!
The feeling you get after eating Chipotle's giganto burrito. It's a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. Causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.
Rachel: "IM DYING. I HAVE THE CHIPOTLE. I'm just going to lie here." Ori: "Its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts.... hurts so good"
Poisoned food poisoning salmonella
When you buy cooked food that poisons you you've been chipotled.
1. A dried chili used in mexican and southwestern dishes. 2. A fast food resturante that hails from Colorado. The resturantes all have this fake art deco look to them. They teamed up with McDonald's in an effort to mass market their product across the country. Their goal is to further fatten the American consumer with over stuffed burritos that contain unkown amounts of calories. The food is good, but should be eaten responsibly.
Chipotle Chicken burrito= 1000 calories. 3 burritos a week= 1 pound of fat please eat responsibly