Country Dictionary

Stands for clunge of the Day.

A clod is a particulaly fat, ugly and unnattractive person, the worst you have seen that day.

Clod points can be gained by kissing and/or sleeping with them.

"Wow check out that clod! If i got with her I'd get 3 clod points"

To perform cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

Dirty owd cunt likes clodding whores.

A stupid person; a real idiot!

That clod would make a cow laugh with that dumb answer!

1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.

It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!

Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!

Clod DeBussy was a good composer!

1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

See clodhopper

1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.

Meaning 'little cute bestie' in a unique vocabulary

You are my clod <3

The act of one playing Call of Duty online with significant lag in order to negatively impact the performance of other players for one's own delinquent enjoyment.

He must be clodding