A fork of Rural Dictionary
An impressive menstrual cycle.
"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."
Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.
Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining* Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.
When you roll a Mica around in butter and dust her with PCP and smack her on the ass and watch her run down the Novus.
What a great pool party!!! I can’t wait to Lather you up like a Clydesdale tonight!!
When you’re fisting a girl on her period that hasn’t shaved her legs for two weeks
Jorge: “I just gave sally a bloody clydesdale this morning” Tim: “you rock dude”
That big-booty type of woman that make every other sit the fuck down. Carrying herself and all that self respect, plus all the weight just like a Clydesdale. It's not uncommon for a Clydesdale to impress everyone.
Dwam! Who's that? A fucking Clydesdale.
Girls at rave parties who wear knee high fuzzy boots and booty shorts. Known for their "trot" like dancing, these girls only look good after drinking a 12pack of bud.
A group of clydesdale's is also known as a Budweiser commercial. An older clydesdale is known as a cougar-clydesdale, and depending on her condition should more than likely be put down.