A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy 1: HAHAAHA YOU"RE SO GAY!11!! Guy 2: Are you asking to get connected, buddy?
while the invisible enemy is raging outside families and friendly entities are recollecting themselves, digitally sharing stories, memories around an abstract christmas tree (distance tree)
John, we usually don't find the time to do this. Tell me about your last 20 years. Tell me about your family, everyone, their names and how you connect. Tell me about your friends and what you like to do.
In your Face, Snap, Zing!
YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE SWEAT BUTTER! OH CONNECT!
The state of Connecticut.
Sooner or later Connects will be on the map
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated