A fork of Rural Dictionary
a dildo that looks like corn on the cob
have you used corn recently?
Person 1: I just lost 40-0 in that tennis match
Person 2: you got corned
WHEN YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE SO BAD, ITS LIKE YOU BENT THEM OVER AND STUCK A CORN ON THE COBB UP THIER ASS.
WOW THAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS SO SMART, I CORNED THAT BITCH ON A DAILY BASIS.
getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."
Mike: "you gonna git corned tonite?"
Dynamic Duo in unison: "no, i mean yeah."