A fork of Rural Dictionary
The virus that ruined every single party on earth in 2020, especially the roaring 20s party.
Lucky coronavirus will be somewhat over in 2021 and we can all enjoy our lives afterwards
america’s torture chamber to make us stay inside with our hella annoying family. and gives people the excuse to buy 200 rolls of toilet paper at once.
i hope this coronavirus crap is almost over... i need to get out of the house
Respiratory virus originating in Wuhan, China, because Chinese people eat everything that lives so it is not a surprise that cross-species contamination occurred. Also the Chinese Government is covering up how bad it is.
Virgin: "Oh my God! Coronavirus! We're gonna die!"
Chad: "Le Monke will eradicate China, don't worry"
Noun. A debilitating illness causing headaches, nausea, vomiting, and severe dehydration. Recent studies have shown that coronavirus infection rates spike in coastal settings, on or around May 6th, and strangely enough the day after Mexican Futbol victories.
Bro, Cinco De Mayo was off the hoook! Yeah, but I got mad Coronavirus, holmes. I need a michelada pronto!
stay safe kids. wash yah hands. brush yah teeth. carry hand sanitizer w/ you wherever you go. practice good hygiene. shower everyday. dont be making out w/ y’all’s significant others.
eg; “oml, he’s got the coronavirus! stay away. he needs to be quarantined!”
“are you serious?!? he needs to see someone!”
A shittyass virus who put us here today and e fuckin quarantined
"Coronavirus is coming wheres your facemasks !?"