A fork of Rural Dictionary
A coron is somebody acting the fool during the whole Coronavirus/quarantine thing. They refuse to social distance, hoard more toilet paper than they could ever use, and are lacking in basic hygiene. Also known as a covidiot
My neighbors are such corons. They have 8000 rolls of toilet paper in their garage and they hug everyone who walks by.
Refers to a ceremony performed on a variety of occasions, such as: (1) When someone remembers to "bring in the old device" (i.e., battery, starter, alternator, etc.) to exchange at an auto-parts store and thus avoid the core-charge when purchasing a new one (in this instance, it is often spelled "coreonation"). (2) When someone receives a promotion, gets married, etc, and so everyone present cracks open da ol' lime-wedge-spiked bottles of Corona Lite. (3) A trepidatious "newbie" welder has managed to strike his first arc, and so everyone around him is having an impromptu celebration of the lovely brilliant-blue "corona" that he successfully created.
I watched an old documentary of Princess Di's coronation, but I was surprised to see that not one of the many attendees appeared to be actually drinking any bottles of "frothy'n' lime" --- what's up with that???
noun: 1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver, 2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo 3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead
tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it
Coronate is a word used in a situation where someone sneezes continuously in the public
When someone thinks they have already been exposed to Covid-19, and thus have antibodies for it, because they had one or more symptoms of the disease between January and March 2020.
Todd: “I think I may have had it already. Back in January, I was really sick for like a week after hanging out with that girl that had just gotten back from Seattle.” Me: “Yeah, then you probably HAVE had it already. Either that or you are just being a little Coron-optimistic.”
The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.
Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.