A fork of Rural Dictionary
Non Crip Affiliated, nor Banging Crip set, respectful conversation in the trenches, etc
What’s Cracken!
The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.
"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP "KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic
Hello Showin Respect to a Organization and not affliated or prospect..
Dont be lyin! What's Cracken!
The combination of Lightening and Thunder that comes very close together. Typically used with young children to reduce fear and build excitement about a thunderstorm.
Hey little Johnny, there is a storm coming. Let’s go watch the crackening!
When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.
Joe: I was up all night last night bro Ron: Why Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn
The mythological crack rock believed by the desperate crackhead to be lost but never found
Bill and Ted We're crawling on their Knees Searching for the Cracken as their Bag ran out at6:00 a.m.
An octopus with a face that looks like a vagina full of teeth. There is only one. Once you see it, you may not understand what it is at first, but then somtime later you may realize you've just seen a pussy cracken. They often have a redish coloring, also known as a red pussy cracken. The animal was first discovered and named by tagea vangsgaard. a song about a pussy cracken was written by Joshua Adair in 2017, in tageas honor.
She pulled down her pants and behold, a red pussy cracken!