A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term used for jacking crackers.
"I just opened a box of cracker jacks and all i got was this bullshit fannypack."
"last night i went to the ballgame and I had me a 3 boxes of cracker jack, nigga you should have seen it. I got like 4 cell phones, a passport, and some paper. And from this one box i even got that bitches phone number"
A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them
Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me
1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(
Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.
An exclaimation used in order to connote excitement, surprise or even disappointment.
"Cracker jack yo!" That n00b played us. The herb is bunk.
Hanging out and relaxing.
Chris was just cracker jacking all day long on Saturday.
When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.
My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.
A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.
That stupid Cracker Jack.
Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.
Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!