Country Dictionary

When someone is overly salty to the point that they get crisp on the outside.

Jon “did you hear that Ben kissed yo girl” Mark “oh hell na, I’m so crispy at ben”

To feel crispy is to feel that feeling when you know you have fucked up or otherwise embarassed yourself. It is not embarassment because it does not have to be something that others would find embarassing. Crispiness is someting only you can feel. You cannot say that someone who has fucked up is feeling crispy unless he tells you that he feels crispy. This definition may only be relevant in Douglasville. Also has nothing to do with dubstep remixes. That would be Chrispy.

*Drops a plate of food.* "Ahh, I'm feeling a little crispy." *Makes a 45 on a test.* "Ahh, I'm feeling pretty crispy."

(when referring to an object): to be awesome, cool, fresh, swag, on point. (when talking about a person): to be high.

"That new shirt you bought is crispy; i like it." "I just seshed, and now i'm crispy"

When someone is slightly irritated and/or salty. It can be used in place of salty to make you sound like a cool kid

I took Riley’s goldfish and she’s super crispy with me now

Also a term used when a person is looking extra shitty one day.

Is that Christy? Damn, what happened she looks crispy today

to throw insults and "burns" out like nobody's business. to burn people to a "crisp" with your harsh words.

Man, did you hear Miriam last night? She was so crispy. She called every chick in sight a hoe bag.

acting unreasonably negative or mean to a given situation or stimulus; bringing the mood down for unnecessary cause Ex. Taking a joke seriously; going against a popular opinion in a negative way

"Hey your moms so fat she has to buy the whole row on an airplane" "Wow I hate you, I'm never talking to you again" "Dude I'm kidding stop being crispy" "USA will win the World Cup!" "Yeah I believe!" "No they won't" "Stop being crispy"