A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cousin who is underage and very hot and someone you really want to have sexual interactions with.
Dustin: Wow my cousin Stev is such a Crog Bella.
Bystander: I say.
This person may be confused in life. After watching some cartoons, they may give themself a nickname such as crog the insidious which they think is wicked cool! When needing an attention and or self confidence boost they may shit on the floor or “get schwifty” To Appeal to the small amount of friends he has. If you know a crog the insidious, they probably smell like donkey shit
Omg It was so embarrassing when they called me a crog the insidious
Ew you smell like crog the insidious
I’m not gonna make it to the bathroom, I’m gonna pull a Croft’s the insidious
Crog Log: someone that is always drunk 24/7 and if not they immediately start having withdrawals.
Matt: Have you met Chris yet?
Josh: No why?
Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.