A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang medical term indicating that a patient's medical condition is rapidly worsening. See also: circling the drain.
I gotta run to room 3815--my patient is starting to crump!
That patient with the stroke is crumping--we better call the family!
Noun. A boss ass bitch
Verb. The act of crumping. In good context it can be anything beneficial done by the Crump squad to a recipient individual. In negative context, can be anything negative or just some dumb shit done by the Crump squad.
Noun: That must be Ms. Crump. Look at how cool she is. I wanna be just like her when I grow up.
Verb: "Hold my shit. I'm gonna Crump'er"
Y'all let's get ready to do some Crumping tonight!!!!
A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.
Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!
a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do
bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...
crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???
bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...
crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it
bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..
Crump is a word to describe a weird person. They like children a bit too much. They can be quite scary and are usually very tall . Beware if you see a crump run.
“Who is he? I don’t like the look of him”
“Idk, looks like a crump”
It is a type of dance, with extremely fast and complicated moves that seem to have no pattern or repition and it is supposed to make you laugh and make you say, "wow". Usually, you are standing around in a group and only one person crumps at a time while everyone watches and laughs.
Check out Jay over there crumping. Do you know how to crump? I can't move that fast. He is so friggin funny.