A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data
2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.
A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce
That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher
a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth
Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.
One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.
I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.