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crunkle

Your uncle who buys you alcohol when you're under 21 and drunkenly hits on girls at your underage parties. Your uncle you get "crunk" with...

Hey man, is it cool if my crunkle comes over tonight? He may be old and creepy but he has alcohol.

Crunkle

A crunk uncle, everyone has one.

"Who's that man by himself in the corner eating a raw hot dog?"
"Oh that's my Crunkle Keith"