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crusty

When you just wake up and you're about to show the world your natural beauty. It's when you full on have crust in you eyes or the white crusty stuff on your lips and you basically look like a hot mess.

Amy, I'm soooo crusty on campus right now. Wearing the sweats and the greasy hair, I truly can't get crustier than this!

by jblooo February 20, 2014

crusty

A group of 4 or more bums.

I got hit up by an entire crusty of bums. Now I'm broke and out of cigarettes. Next time I'll avoid the crusty.

by junethug December 31, 2009

Crusty

A word often used at Pontiac Township High school:
To describe a lower class person, (Offensive) Someone who can't afford (Or just doesn't want to look like a TOOL) Aeropostal, and or Abercrombie, Hollister ect. Someone who looks as if they never bathe.

Someone who you assume smells, although you're always dodging them in the hallway for fear that your nostrils will fill with their putrid sent.

A word created by people who are, for lack of a better word, insecure about themselves.

"Oh, dude. That chick is so crusty!"
"Why? Just because she can't afford douchebag clothes like you?"
"Exactly."
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"That's crusty."
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by Michael Pottttts February 17, 2011

crusty

the feeling the morning after a long night of heavy drinking
being dehydrated and hungover
the general feeling of crust

Spongebob and Patrick Star dried up on the beach aka they're crusty

by ayquela February 26, 2014

Crusty

Crusty means Sketchy or dangerous. It can mean not very well made or poorly constructed. It can also be used by saying something is not healthy.

I don't want to walk across that dock man, its pretty crusty.

(looking at the poorly constructed building)

Man: That's crusty...

by DillOlive September 30, 2011

crustys

the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade

No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crustys on his face

by footballfiend5 February 07, 2009

Crusties

People of any age that identify with a subculture that is not necessarily crust punk, hippie, dirty kids or punk. They travel in groups and all look alike and look like hippies, dirty kids or your usual homeless person. The do not bath, so hair usually mats, don't work, so dumpster food, or beg for scraps and doggie bags.

They are from Middle to well-to-do families which allows them to carry on the homeless gig late into life.

Some claim to be anti-government which would not make sense if it were true because they all dumpster in mainstream merican places and participate in American Culture in every way EXCEPT bathing and working.

They are very snobbish, only clinging to those within their clique.

Most of the women tend to drink alot and have pot-bellies, the other beautiful women are usually seen with hideous, rotten-toothed men.

The crusties have invaded New Orleans, LA and should go home to their parents soon - your parents have a house, car, and lots of land waiting for you!

by Jackson Star February 25, 2009