A fork of Rural Dictionary
A workaholic that doesn't sleep, yet puts others to sleep with his 24 hour long presentations. He is smarter than Albert Einstein. He has a dark sense of humor.
Daris stop working and go to sleep-Mom
Never. I will always work. Also what is sleep-Daris
a black boi that is in highschool
daris is a great guy tho
Daris is the type of guy to suck his own dick.He is very flexible and he uses that in many different sexual ways.Daris is the type of guy that goes to the electrical high school of engineering.He is a good student and loves to fuck around.His cock is very small tho.He once tried to enlarge it but it became even smaller.To sum this text up he is a good and lovable person!
"Daris just sucked his own cock!"
"Daris got a B in energetics class!"
"Look at Daris! He is so well built."
"Dženana is sucking Daris's small dick! He didn't even shave."
Daris, more commonly known as Darish, refers to a living organism that may or may not kill you. Legend has it, that it's face is so ugly, it can make Medusa into a statue. Some experts say, that it was the creator of the statue of liberty.
Don't eat out of the trash can. You'll smell like Daris.
A person who stores things to make drama about, much like a camel stores water in its hump.
"Does Colleen ever run out of things to complain about?"
"Of course not, she's a drama-dary."
Derived from the words 'epic' and 'legendary', the word epic-dary signifies something or someone that is awesome enough to deserve instant and copious gratification (being epic) and yet not fleeting and should be remembered for a very long period of time (being legendary)
NOT to be confused with awesome milk (see: epic-dairy)
Tim: "Holy sh*t!"
John: "What happened?"
Tim: "I just nuked a frozen grape in my microwave."
John: "Sh*t, that's epic-dary!"